I’m over you. And you’re the one who pushed me. Congradulations, you ruined your future all by your self. xoxo
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
I have the biggest crush on someone who doesn’t even know I exist.
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off...
nohomojustlomo: My boyfriend does this cute thing where he plays baseball every night and doesn’t acknowledge my existence.